(Author's Note: this was inspired by a writing prompt on r/humansarespaceorcs .) It's gotta be one of those days when you're just getting people asking you for stuff. "Hey, buddy, can you spare a dimebag?" "Pardon me, but do you have some spare change for the Ventrethi war orphans?" But the day has officially hit the limit for unreasonable requests for me with this one. "Hello, human. Can I have a gun?" I localize the speaker, looking down. Rikki, young, female, probably from near The Tombs given the height and general stature. Shorter and more frail than other members of her species. Chronic malnutrition will do that to a person. Just one more hard luck case in New Eden. "And what, pray tell, makes you think I have a gun?" I ask, crossing my arms over my chest. "More to the point, what makes you think I'm willing to part with one if I did have it?" ...
"Your presence is greatly appreciated, Jack," hummed Vudro. "This is not a situation which we have a great deal of experience with. And the potential...complications due to the patient's unique status are more than I care to think about." Hartmeister nodded as he looked through the subject's service file. Several interesting facts stood out. "Vudro, I know it wasn't your doing, but could you tell me what the hell your brass was thinking? This guy shouldn't have been anywhere close to the front lines, let alone that far behind them." "Situational expediency. The mission was hastily assembled, he had the requisite technical skills, so they detached him for temporary duty." "The right man at the wrong time," Hartmeister sighed. "Don't expect miracles, old buddy." "I will not object to a miracle should it occur," Vudro said with a thin smile. ...